egaly." Not by force, because that would be wrong, immoral, and illegal which is something that a corporation
like StrexCorp would never, ever do. So embrace the smiling god, and embrace StrexCorp. I didn't want to merge but they were very
persistent.
Meet the new Wambology now owned by StrexCorp, who we are
eternally grateful to.
There will be some changes in the way things. For example; Now anytime you want to reload the page you wont have to sacrifice a
hairy, ungrateful farm animal. If they had the mental capacity to understand what they were being sacrificed for, they would be
eternally grateful for the honor of their sacrifice. So there is no reason that you,
your family, my family, or anybody to be concerned about us
kind, honorable StrexCorp. Who respect citizens and their employees. Who treat them with all of the kindness that they deserve.
initially they might seem hostile, disrespectful or violently angry. But trust me, they grow on you. Almost
like a cancerous growth that you love and spend your alone time gently caressing. That's kinda weird, and you should see a
liquification doctor, before you liquefy, as I have herd it is very unpleasant. And kinda messy. And illegal. So see a doctor. Th
ey will also fix that problem that you won't discuss with anyone because the only way to get it is also illegal.But otherwise you will
die from it. It is terminal. But that's likely better then the other option.
Medically I would recommend to go, but it is up to you. Anyway the point is we shall be ran and monitored by Strexcorp. From the
yellow desert stood on by the huddled crowds at the waterfront, to the mountain tops that do not exist. StrexCorp Is Everything
For years StrexCorp Inc. has been placing family values in the children. Well that's not all they have been putting in the children. But
anyway, that's nether here, nor there. Belive in a Smiling god. BELIVE! Because of StrexCorp the glow cloud ALL HAIL has been pro
moted from the school board, to head of the school district, helping kids everywhere with it's glorious, orange hazy glow.
it can be kinda messy, y'know with the animal carcasses and whatnot. But it's kinda a necessary evil.
lt is cleaned up by the friendly, happy StrexCorp employees.
you now, go out into the world. Enjoy yourself. Belvive in a smiling god. StrexCorp Is All.